Hermione suffers from severe depression. This leads to an interesting encounter with the Dementor on the train.

Harry is extremely knowledgeable, often citing incredibly esoteric texts and historical events to back up or add detail to his words. The only problem ? No one has a single goddamn clue what the texts or events he’s talking about are

Indy Harry's Boggart

Harry is mad at Dumbledore for taking his friends hostage in the second task. He decides to prank the headmaster by using Draught of Living Death to make it look like the hostages died under the lake.

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Do you think wormtail was actually threatened into doing what he did or do you think he was bribed into it?

Favorite Alternate Sortings?

In third year, Draco Malfoy starts wearing ridiculous clothes. They mismatch so badly they make Dumbledore jealous. Turns out, Draco has zero fashion sense and relied on Dobby to pick out his clothes for him.

Who was the most skilled in the Order after Dumbledore?

What would happen if Ron walked in on this scene

Anti-Voldemort and Dark!Purist!Harry

Grindelwald and Voldemort ideological differences

Harry is hopelessly in love with Romilda Vane

Harry watched Malfoy swagger up to the stool, the hat being placed on his head. Half a second passed. Then two. Malfoy seemed to be arguing with the hat which seemed annoyed before calling out "GRYFFINDOR!". Dead silence filled the hall

Best Werewolf Hermione recs? Best Werewolf recs?

Harry meets Lucius Malfoy in Diagon Alley the summer before first year.

After Harry and Ginny get together, Romilda Vane does everything she can to break them up. This includes framing Ginny for using love potions, to creating fake marriage contracts with all their other classmates.

Sirius Black and Bellatrix Lestrange break out of Azkaban together.

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"See, Prophecy is a funny thing Headmaster; you claim that the power Tom doesn't know is love. Well, you're wrong," Harry said with a psychotic grin, "it's audacity. And with that in mind, I've decided to raise the stakes."

"More than ever before, I find myself resenting the enchantments that do not allow me to share what I have seen today," said the Sorting Hat to Dumbledore.

If Snape had a daughter, she would be a Gryffindor. 

Harry uses his trauma as occlumency

Harry, post-war, has some sort of adverse reaction of the lack of stress. Nobody's tried to kill him in DAYS!

LF fics where Voldemort is an idiot