As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there "isn't" something trying to kill you...

Champions League - Final Standings after today’s games

ngl this is the most annoying evo card

Barcelona [5] - 0 Valencia - Fermín López 45+4'

Mbappe silenced all the haters

A 'flop' Mbappe is just 1 goal behind the 'best striker in the world'?

Real Valladolid 0 - [3] Real Madrid - Kylian Mbappé hat-trick 90+1' (Penalty)

Real Valladolid 0 - [1] Real Madrid - Kylian Mbappé 30'

Manchester City [2] - 1 Chelsea - Erling Haaland 68'

Manchester City [1] - 1 Chelsea - Josko Gvardiol 42'

Abdukodir Khusanov (Manchester City) yellow card against Chelsea 4'

Manchester City 0 - [1] Chelsea - Noni Madueke 3'

Bournemouth [5] - 0 Nottingham - Antoine Semenyo 90+1'

Liverpool [4] - 0 Ipswich Town - Cody Gakpo 66'

[OptaJoe] 18 - Aged 18 years and 121 days, Myles Lewis-Skelly is the third-youngest player to receive a red card in the Premier League, older only than Wayne Rooney v Birmingham in 2002 (17y 63d) and Michael Owen v Man Utd in 1998 (18y 117d). Detention.

Liverpool [3] - 0 Ipswich Town - Cody Gakpo 44'

Rodrygo's goal against Salzburg from a different angle.

[OptaJean] -2 - Paris came back to win after a 2-goal-deficit for the 1st time ever in the Champions League and for the 1st time in all competitions since May 2012 vs Valenciennes in Ligue 1. Resilience.

Paris Saint-Germain [4] - 2 Manchester City - Goncalo Ramos 90‎+‎6‎'‎

Paris Saint-Germain [3] - 2 Manchester City - Joao Neves 78‎'‎

Real Madrid 5 - [1] Salzburg - M. Bidstrup 85'

PSG [3] - 2 Manchester City - João Neves 78'

Real Madrid [5] - 0 Salzburg - Vinícius Júnior 77'

Arsenal [2] - 0 D. Zagreb - K. Havertz 66'

PSG [2] - 2 Manchester City - B. Barcola 60'