How I get after scrolling through this sub
Some people bend over backwards for their friends but I bend over forwards for mine
Bro told me I have girl bum, so i guess it's not gay to fuck me..
Straight boys when the rent is due
It’s okay if you jerk off to me. My body tends to have that effect on men
It's hard work and the pay sucks but the benefits are sooo worth it <3
So you decided to try the new menu item..
When you call yourself a "dominant top" but always seem to end up like this somehow 😣
Alright tough guy, let's see what you got 😈
Bois that fight get put in the get-along cage
When your clitty is so small that you can’t even wear most chastity cages..:
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Who is she? She literally has the perfect ass
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She may be small, but she can still take it all
What she lacks in size, she makes up for in effort
When she finally let's you meet that guy she told you not to worry about
The masculine urge to get all bouncy on bro's cock 🥵
When you do every side quest so you end up overpowering the boss fight
When she's cool and actually shows an interest in the things you and your friends like to do
Therapist: "The metrosexuals aren't real, they can't hurt you." The metrosexuals:
When bro calls you his lil cutie instead of some slur💕
Working hard to get that tip
1 hour swiping on Tinder: *0 matches*... 8 minutes after downloading Grindr:
Netflix: "Are you still watching?" Someone's son:
