a good lawyer might show you his penis. a great lawyer encourages you to hold it

programmed my vibrating buttplug to vibrate whenever a new fishdom post goes live

just started thinking about year 5 again… i need a drink

Beware of soggy feet

haven't caught up with them since the hiatus, where should I start?

never understood the term ‘midwife’ . I love my wife very much and would never call her such a thing

Jesus was the original twink.

Cringe Philza tweet

only #14 in weird and unusual????? u wanna see weird and unusual !?? I’ll open the back of jylon’s freakish skull I’ll show u WEIRD AND UNUSUAL

laughing really hard at this. yeah man the government banned Vine for spreading too much joy

cook lunch with me

Song name

So I was using videos that I recorded from my iPhone and why is it so small?!?

Had a dream Valve added 2 new weapons to the game.

Wow an environmental study just found that jylons can feel pain. you’re not meant to boil them alive anymore😕

Do you think the first person to cook glass was like “Man i really wanted to eat that sand?”

if youre a fish do you even know when it’s your birthday. like how would you keep track of that

My child just brought home this colouring sheet apparently this is what has become of the food pyramid in 2025. Being taught in aussie schools RIGHT NOW! For fuck sake wokies, can normals catch a fucking break for once

i think we should start eating dishwasher tablets

me catching the bus route 669 to your mothers house

Women keep begging me to take a shower but I don't want to

Call me ploppenheimer the way I be dropping these nukes into the toilet bowl 🔥

how my penis must look floating around in my underwear

farting on my toilet just to show it what’s coming

has anyone beat this level?