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Human engineers rarely start the creative process by asking “why?” Instead opting for “why not?”

Ever since Humanity entered Galactic Society the term "Uppies" has been infectious and popular among children

A: Why?! Why would you create such a weapon?!

Alien species fucks around and finds out

Bring them Home

Warning Humanity is on the verge of extinction. Why are human males seeking out life partners in other races and why are human females finding human males lacking and unworthy of being life partners?

If you Squint, you can tell the Pilot is a Human

[MOD POST] This is just a small fun event, show your creativity!!!

[MOD POST] This is just a small fun event, show your creativity!!!

Bored alien crew asks their human crewmate to tell a true story. Afterwards, the crew are awed and, just maybe, a little bit horrified.

“That’s it! Since normal punishments are not working for the human, we are taking drastic measures! If the human acts one more time, we are revealing all of their public and private internet search history!”

We all know about how Humans are willing and able to go to war for the dumbest of reasons, but what IS it with them and their weird species-wide denial of ever having had a time when they mucked up so bad time had to be reversed a few years??? Every species has had at least one!

Aliens don’t know about the supernatural

HUMAN! ...HUM-AH IT HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS QUICK HUMAM HELP!

A: How archnophobic are Humans really? My dream is living on Earth, but I still have concern.

Human Children just Vibe with animals very easily......and yes...My Daughter can keep the 4 eyed laser dog cause it is already potty trained by her ahead of time.

*Catchy Jingle Plays* If you have an infestation across your lovely nation and need them all PURGED WITH PREJUDICE....Call on Humans, Call on Humans, For they are 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed~ Note: All Collateral Damage is covered by their Insurance Companies. DO NOT SUE THEM.

Human Pilots are prohibited from being in a 50 meter radius of experimental fighters and are also not allowed to 'upgrade' their own fighters

Most species' fear response is to flee. Humans, however, have a different approach: Kill it with fire. Lots of fire.

Aliens learn that our nuclear reactors are basically just steam engines.

Humans are banned from many forms of intergalatic competition due to their enhanced levels of stamina giving them a massive advantage in any endurence-based competition.

In response to the threats of war, the Human diplomat simply handed over a datapad containing summaries of atrocities they've committed in the past. "If this is what we're willing to do to ourselves, what do you think we'd do to you?"

human, please remember that the Darwin Awards are not a checklist.

Alien wizards hate how humans put science in their magic. Alien AI hate how humans put magic in their science.