My wife and I were arguing as to whose turn it was to do the laundry.

What do you call a deaf donkey?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Johnny was a scientist

Did you hear about the library that fell into the ocean?

Did you hear about the library that fell into the ocean?

Did you hear about the library that fell into the ocean?

What did the lion say to the zebra?

My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex…I was bloody and sore at the end,

Once played poker with a deck of Tarot cards….

I went to friend's funeral yesterday and spoke on the families behalf. I only said one word, "Bargain!"

I went to friend's funeral yesterday and spoke on the families behalf. I only said one word, "Bargain!"

I went to friend's funeral yesterday and spoke on the families behalf. I only said one word, "Bargain!"

A man sits down at a bar looking dejected. The bartender asks,"is everything alright?" The man replies," No, I got in a fight with my wife and she said she won't speak to me for a month." "Maybe that's a good thing", replied the bartender, "a bit of piece and quite."

A man sits down at a bar looking dejected. The bartender asks,"is everything alright?" The man replies," No, I got in a fight with my wife and she said she won't speak to me for a month." "Maybe that's a good thing", replied the bartender, "a bit of piece and quite."

A man sits down at a bar looking dejected. The bartender asks,"is everything alright?" The man replies," No, I got in a fight with my wife and she said she won't speak to me for a month." "Maybe that's a good thing", replied the bartender, "a bit of piece and quite."

What is something that shouldv'e been left in 2024 but made it's way in 2025?

A pirate got his lost hand replaced with a cheap metal prosthetic.

In college, the subject, Greek Mythology was my weakness. I found it so confusing.

In college, the subject, Greek Mythology was my weakness. I found it so confusing.

In college, the subject, Greek Mythology was my weakness. I found it so confusing.

Do you know what the biggest problem is with snowboots?

Do you know what the biggest problem is with snowboots?

Do you know what the biggest problem is with snowboots?

What did the vet ask the cat?