"Mothafucka, you sucka, Chris Tucka, rush yo motha!"

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
I have inherited le France that is in ze economic turmoil!

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
I am not gay, I am not a homosexual and I am certainly..uhhh..I mean he's certainly–Spenny–Okay. Spenny is certainly not a homosexual

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
I'm a Brechtian! I'm an ac-TOR!

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
DON'T DO THAT!!

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
First of all....FIRST OF ALL!.....First of all, you don't call mother nature a bitch

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
"This is not a Kenny vs. Spenny competition. This is a competition between good and evil, and guess which one you are, buddy!"

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
Bugs, man.....

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
"You know what Spencer, let me tell you something. There's only one race. The human race" "I wish that were true"

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
Yes, hi, I'd like to make an appointment with a relationship counselor. Two, yes, two guys...no, no. We're-we're heterosexual..........friends.

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
Music to torture your best friend to
Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser."Can I come home to my house ONCE without having some kind of FUCKIN' circus?!"

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
"What are you fuckin' laughing at?! It's all over the floor! Do you know how long it took me to make that fuckin' thing? It's okay, I got my own fuckin'....strategies. I just can't get to them because he's on the offensive, always on the offensive!"

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
"Oh. That's too bad. Especially since your mother was laid off due to outsourcing to countries abroad that are more relaxed in their labour laws"

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
Get outta the way, my big fuckin' cock is here.

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
"He says I'm neurotic. He says I'm paranoid" "Are you?" "Totally. But if you met him, you'd understand why"

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
We're walking in circles, man! WHYYYY?!.......Oh shit, we did walk in a circle, we're back at the marsh.

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
I'd like, uhhh, this to be, y'know, psychedelic. Get into the feel!

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
My friend Spenny's taking me out for fresh air. I love him. He takes care of me when I am ill........I'm bored with fresh air.

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
Oh my god, it smells like Thanksgiving. Do you smell that?!

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
Spenny posing with one of the kids after capping off their day with some mild psychological trauma

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
"What the fuck?! What is that, a skirt steak?"

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
One of my favourite "experts". The guy seemed like he was completely baked.

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.
Not even Kenny Hotz could save the world from the criminal mastermind known as Goldfield Hwang

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.