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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs midday, and 4 legs in the evening?

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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Once I saw a one-legged man at an ATM...

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I cried because I had no shoes...

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Looking for asymmetric co-op games

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I cycled this joke through 8 languages in Google Translate

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What's the best place to be during a hurricane?

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[Serious] What serious crime is surprisingly easy to commit?

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What's a great joke with multiple punch lines?

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What is the most romantic animal in nature?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who?

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What happens when a scientist combines human and squid DNA?

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What's the best part about fucking twenty eight year olds?

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

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I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone!

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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.

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An Auschwitz survivor dies of old age

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I like my women like I like my coffee

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I have ears, but cannot hear. I have a mouth, but cannot speak. I have a butt, but cannot poop. What am I?

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A panda walks into a bar

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I'm on a "sea food" diet

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A man gets pulled over by the police

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