I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs midday, and 4 legs in the evening?
[Original Title] Our trashcan hit a car
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Wikipedia won't rename the Twitter article
Knock knock
Once I saw a one-legged man at an ATM...
I cried because I had no shoes...
There are 10 types of people in this world...
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I was gonna tell a gay joke...
Which show ended so poorly that you really wished you hadn't invested so much time in it?
Mr Banana Grabber Strikes Again!
Ice cream car guy keep trespassing my front yard to steal my fruit
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I cycled this joke through 8 languages in Google Translate
Sarah Michelle Gellar Cast in ‘Dexter’ Prequel Series ‘Original Sin’
What's the best place to be during a hurricane?
Restaurant workers of Reddit, what do customers do or say that you secretly hate?
[Serious] What serious crime is surprisingly easy to commit?
What's a great joke with multiple punch lines?
What is the most romantic animal in nature?
Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who?
Hollywood is coming up with a movie about a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life.
What happens when a scientist combines human and squid DNA?