I didn't seek this revenge, you asked for it....

So like the title says I only gave him what he Asked For. And it was definitely petty.

So I was married to a very manly man for 17 years. I ended up doing all the "admin" tasks and mental load tasks. He had a money-earning job and I did everything else, even schedule this man's dental appointments and buy his parent's birthday cards. (At first it was fine but eventually not so much, and he refused to change so things came to a head and ended.) I'm sure after I left he was unpleasantly surprised to discover how much work his assistant did.

Anyway it's been 5 years, we have our own lives and I don't think about him much and we certainly don't talk. But one day I start getting calls from him. He explains to me that he never removed me from his home and auto insurance and says "they won't remove you unless you call." He is pissy and keeps calling me and saying I have to do this right away and being very rude (it's been 5 years and now it's an emergency??? Ok.) He ends up calling me every day for a week and saying I've "created a problem" for him (???)

I called the company and the woman on the phone says "no, we totally would have removed you he never asked. I can see there is no record of him calling ever." Oh really? She then says "you know moving him from married to a single man this is going to raise his rate CONSIDERABLY... Is he sure this is important to him?" I laughed. "Oh yes very important. In fact I haven't lived there for 5 years so his current policy should really be back dated." She laughs and says yes he's now going to get a large bill.

Not my problem anymore.

EDIT: ok since apparently this matters to people, I'm assuming the agent meant for the current contract/policy which means just this year. I honestly didn't ask bc I don't really care and that wasn't why I called them. And yes he is under 40 so I think maybe that effects it but again I didn't ask. I don't spend a lot of brain power on this guy anymore.

I do think ppl are probably right about him having a new girl that was upset lol

EDIT #2: UPDATE HERE https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/s/TXVQtcojNC

Side note, he's 39 until September and we got together when he was 18, and yes we've actually only been separated 4.7 years, so y'all can stop being confused by the math.