Come to think of it…..Ni keodo traumatizing

Marahabaniii y’all….i will try n make this a polite rant na msinijudge wallah!!!

Me kama kuna kitu nilivow ni sitolewi soko na just “another girl from da hood”.I am really….no fuck really,i am extremely attracted to pretty females like extra extra preetty,me hata sijali kuhusu big nyash and all,just be preety jamani.At times i get approached na mid babes (tafadhali sisemi kwa ubaya) and i be like naaaah.

Just to make it clear,i am not all that jamani.but then,im nothing close to that hood negro hushinda amekusumbua umpee namba.I am reserved,funny to extents (depending on who you are) shy pia,dresses good and smells better.Judging from most wimen i have interacted with,i have the cutest smile and a face you’d want to have on your baby (xoxo)

As i said i am reserved,sinanga maneno mingi,very chilled but on a good day naweza kudinyia bruv!I like to play my cards on the low,na sinanga haraka,idc if it will take me a whole yr to get you,me im game!Sasa issue iko hapa,mid babes wanajituma sana!

I would be lying if i said hii wiki nimetumia my money on food.Kila saa ni “shika” ama “nilikua hapa naivas nikakakuletea hii” buana me naletewa tu vitu na watu,like fridge yangu imejaa snacks from babes i work with na wengine tu mabeshte and dont get me wrong.I appreciate,lakini mbona uniletee vitu for free alafu later uniambie unanitaka???aiii.Najua unasoma hii shit unaona nasound tu kama fala lakini wacha nikwambie madama,pia wewe sikutaki!!

Anyway swali yangu ni simple sana,kwani a negro can’t be fine n single???