First Time Embarrazment

Nmekumbuka siku fulani pale 2021 nkiwa long holiday banaa mzae alinitolea fom ya kulink up with his circle of friends, networking type shiii. Wakaamua on a Sunday we pull up to a restaurant where one of the friends was the manager huko Bamburi. Kufika hapo tumeshika table order zimeanza kutembea. Then this chile pulls up (one of the waitresses fine af na tag name ya Eliza can't forget) with some towels on a tray , she asks me to pick one since I sat nearest. Kijana yenu anachukua towel,nashangaa iko moist and warm, me and my dumbass tell myself enyewe tumekuja highend places ,yaani wanatupea napkins warm. Haraka haraka nikaseti napkin yangu kwa shingo. Pretty Eliza doesn't tell me I'm fumbling. Mzae from the other end of the table sees me and shouts , "Hio ni ya kupanguza mikono" Everyone turns around to look at me and they all laugh hysterically, jameni I wished the earth just swallowed me. Kumbe the towels are supposed to clean your hands instead of going to wash them. Since that day, when I go to a new place I am the last to do everything after observing vile kuuenda.

What are your first time experiences that left you embarrassed?😅