"It insists upon itself" - in honor of Seth MacFarlane finally revealing the origin of this phrase (see in post), what is the strangest piece of film criticism you've ever heard?

For those of you who don't have Twitter, the clip of Peter Griffin criticizing The Godfather using the argument "it insists upon itself" started trending again this week and Seth MacFarlane decided to reveal after almost 20 years:

Since this has been trending, here’s a fun fact: “It insists upon itself” was a criticism my college film history professor used to explain why he didn’t think “The Sound of Music” was a great film. First-rate teacher, but I never quite followed that one.