HalP! Hooman liez!

Hallo frienz, iz I, Smidge Midge. Hooman put dis big UFO on my hed. To show hooman who iz boss, I do some SICK PARKOUR. Hooman saiz I did dis because I figure out treatos in da cabinet. Hooman saiz iz breaking and entering and thievery. Dis iz lie! Hooman obviously fotoshop dis evidence to frame me! Helpz me! Can I soo hooman?