OTP Name Suggestions?

I'm looking for an ingame name for my main account. I'm a Kled main and I love wordplays and puns. My friends and I have riddled for a while now but we weren't able to come up with anything appealing for Kled. For orientation here are some names I enjoy:

Iverned my LP

Cait Ulted JFK

Jhin Tonic

and so on. We've only come across "Remount Your Mom" for Kled which we find funny but it maybe bannable so I'm not going for it.

Hope the loving Kled community can come up with some creative ideas

Enjoy your tacos <3