So what about if i do this?

Alright party people. My parents have been bugging me non stop about getting baptized or taking the extra step in the ORG. This idea probably will suck but never know till i have some feedback on it. So the idea is, basically to pretend to grind it out. Do everything in my power to get baptized. But then a couple months down the line get disfellowshipped or get in trouble by the elders in the congregation. At that point i can just say “i did it. Just how u wanted it to be.” Then dip Okay but the main problem is. I have already moved around the pieces for me to fade. The main reason why i haven’t moved out yet is just the fact apartments are too high in my city and Im trying to pay off my car loan. So i kinda need my parents to provide a roof but thats basically all i need. I even help with bills when they absolutely need it because no matter what religion choices they made I won’t hold it against them if they need help with bills. Plus out of a sign of respect it’s only right that i help out. But i also gotten them to the point whereas they dont question me whenever i dont feel like going to the meetings. So if i was just to randomly do everything to get baptized then get disfellowshipped or get in trouble a couple of months later. Would that just be too suspicious? Or do they only care about the numbers of attendees?