I got high and said things.

I got high a couple days ago and I tend to get affectionate when that happens. Like really affectionate. So affectionate that I offered to whore myself out to a few friends. Aside from one having a stare that I could feel meant "I don't wanna talk to you anymore when you're high" the others were all "Okay. Probably not gonna take you up on the offer but good to know. At least you're having fun." And ya know what? I don't mind. When my brain sobered up, I didn't mind that I basically went "Oh, if any of you need a touchy-feely slut, I'm available" to a few friends.