How to nicely ask for "URF" to RIOT

this sub : “give us URF”

Riot : *proceed to give ARURF*

this sub : "that's not urf i cant play the specific bullshit stuff i want its random"

Riot : "well random make it fair"

this sub : "don't care about fairness i wanna have fun"

Riot : "well next time u ask for urf say please and i will consider the real urf"

this sub : "what ?"

Riot : "u didn't say pls bruh"

so please guys add "please" whenever you ask for URF in 2026 okay ? you got this bois