Jumped in the back of a taxi earlier on.......

I fancied talking the taxi drivers lugs off so i tapped him on the shoulder. The driver absolutely shit himself, swerved over the road, nearly hit a bus, mounted the path and slammed his brakes on inches away from a shop window. I say "Fuck me mate you're a bit jumpy ain't ye , nearly fucking killed us, I only tapped ye on the shoulder" ! The driver turned round and says "Am so sorry mate jesus christ, its only my first day I've been driving a hearse for the past 20 years"