Too early in the morning for this...

"You got the Xbox One Series S digital console?"

Yeah 300 bucks.

"Nah man. I ain't hearing you right. No way it's 300 dollars."

Yeah, the new digital console from this gen is 300.

"Noooo, I meant the previous gen man. Man, you need your coffee or something."

Ah I feel ya. I haven't had enough coffee this morning. So for the 500GB console it's $189.99.

"Dude wtf? The controller. THE CONTROLLER."

OHHH ok. My phone tends to suck in the morning. I apologize. It's around $50.

"Man do you use??"

Then proceeds to hang up.

(At this point, no matter what kind of shit I use, it's not enough to deal with that type of stupid shit)