The most FPL season of FPL…I hate this game.

How many more gameweeks are there again?

• Liverpool and Salah’s best form in years against Man United’s worst form in years. Game almost gets cancelled, doesn’t get cancelled, then we get some of the most disappointing FPL scores of all time.

• Isak was also thought to have an easy fixture. He in fact had a Spurs fixture.

• Michael Jackson finally makes it off the bench to start, only to score just as many points.

• Mbeumo pops off and gives all the sellers one big bald middle finger.

• Weekly “Is it time to get Haaland back?” post incoming. And no, it isn’t.

• Fuck all clean sheets all round too.

Sorry guys I am indeed in a very bad mood. Have a look below to see why. Except you hindsight merchants, take your dumbfuckery back to the well you’ve spent your whole life in. Goodnight everyone else.