What are some of your favorite, really obscure lines that you use often?

I’m not talking about the really popular ones like “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!” or “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me” but really obscure quotes that you use most often?

I have two that I use at least once a week in some capacity.

“What about a cat eating man food?”

“Nah, just poopin’, you know how I be.”