Dear Lazlo: I lost my house betting Chargers over Texans. Can I move into your basement?

Based on your "bet the house" advice I'm about to be 'temporarily unhoused'. You were right about Stroud having a bad game, but Chargers offense have somehow been worse. Anyway I'll be a good roommate (keep volume down on my Metallica albums) but I feel like you owe me, based on your confident prediction. Xoxo