Does anyone else narrate their life like it’s a documentary when they’re alone?

I caught myself doing it again today while making breakfast. “And here we see the modern human attempting to make an omelet. Will it succeed? Unlikely, but the effort is what counts. I don’t know why I do it, but it turns mundane stuff into a little entertainment. Am I the only one who does this, or are there other secret life-narrators out there? Let’s hear your best self-narrated moments!