What to wear to beat the heat of klang Valley

It's so fucking humid here bro I can't wear shit all I want to wear is shorts and flip flops but then I I look like a 50 year old man going through a divorce and his kids all hate him, I also can't wear linen cus then I look like im going to the beach, if it was up to me I'd wear sarong and a wife beater all day but that just looks silly. There's just nothing that you can look good in without feeling like your in a sauna