AITBF for lying about a dead relative?

I’ll make this short, I’m not going to take up your time. But that means a lot of details will be left out, but I’ll try to make this as objective as possible. I forgot I needed Christmas/New Years week off, so I told my boss that my dad died. I’m a good at acting too! I laying down on my back to make it sound like something was wrong with my voice, I walked back in the store (because I left my purse in there) and rubbed an ice cube on my eyes to make it look like I was crying, I stopped posting on IG…They don’t call me Henry Fonda for nothing!!

Well, I got to chatting in my group chat (which two of my coworkers is in), and I got too talkative and spilled the beans on how I’m faking the funeral and stuff. They didn’t appreciate it.

In my defense…Fuck the company. They treat us like shit, so I treat them like shit. I come in an hour late sometimes because fuck them, they need me to begin with.

The only problem I have is it’s not fair for the coworkers. But they didn’t even care, he was just like “That’s a bad thing to lie about”.

I agree. It’s a bad thing to lie about to somebody you care about, not your asshole boss