Oh no, I've tripped and become pregnant by the dog!

From now on we must use spoons to cut our food

I’m a 36yo hard of hearing woman, with no boyfriend and barely making making ends meet

Oh, for you uncultured souls out there, if you’d like a chance to finally appreciate the unparalleled richness of this blessed land, go ahead and sign up. Namaste!

Time for men to start giving birth

why can't we tickle ourselves yet we can masturbate

LPT: Sikhs are Heckin Wholesome Chunguses

That obscure childhood game

Which law of thermodynamics explains how money disappears around women?

This might be the funniest visual gag in the series, maybe second to the Christmas Carol couch

Anti-rape vandalism on Oxford Street, London

Shaolin monk demonstration of iron finger

People are so ridiculous

HD-2D Is One Of The Best Art Styles I've Ever Seen

This guy's mum's health insurance was denied so he discussed it with a Luigi Mangione pic and the company soon fucking got in action.

AITAH for “poisoning” my roommate after he kept stealing my food?

Mommy

Update: AITA for “poisoning” my roommate after he kept stealing my food

A lot of men here have serious untreated OCD and are stuck in compulsive reassurance seeking loops over their height.

meirl

Pope Francis says Donald (Trump) is not a Christian because Christians build bridges and not walls.

What’s a movie that you’re always… ALWAYS quoting?

Is it possible to raise your self of a bench if you poo hard enough?

Had the pleasure of experiencing Melbournes happiest tram driver. This guy genuinely made the whole tram riders super fun!

AMA: Ask a former DHS intelligence attorney anything about how the incoming Trump administration could crack down on protesters.