I don’t know Homer Simpson. I never met Homer Simpson or had any contact with him, but... I’m sorry, I can’t go on.

Classic EE: Zainab makes her debut!

No Spencer :-(

If you can't find metal stucco lath, use carbon fiber stucco lath!

"Better or worse?"

Using only gifs, how are you feeling after watching?

How do you feel about Teddy after last night?

What's the most messed up thing Moe Szyslak has ever done?

He prefers the company of men

When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person

Look Big Daddy, it's regular Daddy!

Here you go, you ingrate! Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!

"We want Chilly Willy! We want Chilly Willy!"

"I'll get you for this Midler!"

Look. He's licking the slime off that rock. That's what he's been eating. Slime! And there's enough slime for all of us. We're saved!

You see all that stuff in there, Homer? That’s why your robot never worked.

What are some of your favorite absolutely unhinged Homer moments?

I swear, Monty. You are the devil himself.

Skinner:Sending your chick a valentine, huh?/Johnny:Yep.

Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?

"900 Dollarydoos?!Tobias!! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the states?!

Tomorrow, on Rock Bottom... He's a foreigner who takes perverted videos of you when you least suspect it.

Let's just call them Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyways, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, then my name isn't Homer J. Simpson!

I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes....wait a minute...Statue of Liberty. That was our planet! You maniacs! Damn you!

We called that "The Stingah." They don't let you use that no more.