hello. i am the annoying asshole that doesn't understand socializing. AMA

hello. in my undying glory as a r/writing veteran, i have seen many posts, gathered up incredible amounts of advice and experience. and now there's people on there asking for opinions, like "What is your favorite way to write? past or present tense? :)". ON MY WRITING SUB??????? i am beyond furious, as would be reasonable. i cant have people SOCIALIZING on my PRODUCTIVE SUBREDDIT. What even is socializing to begin with? Never did it, and im getting on just fine, in my cabin, out here, in the woods. Surely, they must just be asking for these valuable pieces of information because they can't come up with an answer themselves. They are simply too stupid to decide on a tense. They are too much of a sheep, to decide on a tense.

So, of course, to fight this, my eminence has sought to respond with only the most self-righteous of responses, because I know what is really going on in their minds. I really know best, without tooting my own horn, I just really know best. Such is just the way of things.

I told them, "No. You are just looking for someone to give you all the answers, and I'm sorry, I can't give you that." And then I went on to ramble about how they're an insecure piece of shit. Serves them right, it does.

So, now that you know who I am, ask me your questions. Let me be an asshole to YOU, yes, YOU, personally. Ask me questions, which i will dance around in a dozen odd circles like a Sanderson fanboy would gleefully after reading a grade-school level fart joke. Ask me questions, and I will not tell you the answer. Because, honestly, fuck you.