Just passed a group of frat age loud mouths with MAGA hats off the mall

Catcalled the cutest one as I passed “hey hottie reply to me on Grindr already!”

Taking my small wins where I can.

Edit: I’m 6’4” and it’s broad daylight on the mall. Come at me boys 💅

Edit 2: This is delicious, who knew it was this easy to spoil your fun.

This is still our turf, cope harder. Glad Trump is being denied a proper, dignified outdoor inauguration too 🥰.

See you at the midterms.