I have to verify that you are in fact a transsexual

Well, let me just give you a quick test. Here. First, identify the sex of these trees and plants. It is absolutely necessary that you can judge the gender of a willow, otherwise we’ll have no idea if you’re male. Now, please draw a woman. Don’t forget about her defining characteristics, such as big fat boobies - to which, as you very eagerly stated in our previous conversation dedicated to your masturbatory preferences, you are insanely attracted. If she is not wearing a skirt, you’ll be proven to be a delusional female. Now, draw a man. Don’t omit a humongous horse cock. Wow, you’re making it really detailed. Now, draw yourself. Well, I don’t think it’s too realistic, I can hardly tell that you’re a degenerate, but fair enough.

Of course that’s not all, silly. If you want to be granted the transsexual status, you have to be able to choose which of these instruments speak to you on a personal level. Hm, okay, interesting. Very phallic. Now, for the last round of our testing, please take a look at this Rorschach’s test. It is necessary, yes.

That will be all, yes. Thank you for your exhaustive description of your sexual preferences and masturbatory practices. Good think you’re a homosexual transsexual, otherwise I wouldn’t give you the go-ahead to change your gender marker! Now just wait two months before you get my opinion. I have to describe your love for, quoting, "women, yeah, I like women I guess" and "yeah, big tasty milkers” in great detail before I forward it to the courthouse.

/uj I had no idea my gender was dependant on my plant-sex recognition skills, but you learn something new every day.