Petition to rebrand minivans as “Mobile Parenting Fortresses (MPFs).”

We just got a ruby red 2025 Toyota Sienna (traded in our Toyota Prius) and hooooo boy is it a game-changer. We have space for two parents and two kids, non-perishable snack storage, games, books, a double stroller, bottled water, changes of clothes for the whole family, emergency picnic supplies, and even the occasional grandparent. Our 2.5-year-old calls it the Big Red Car, and I think he’s on to something: minivans need a rebrand. I’m thinking Mobile Parenting Fortresses but I’m open to other ideas.