Tell me you're a toddler parent without telling me you're a toddler parent

I was getting ready to leave the house and started singing to myself, "Sit on the potty and poop poop poop. Poopoo goes down the potty, poopy poopy poo-" and had to stop and reevaluate my entire life lmao. I have my daughter's obsession with "pinkfong potty" to thank for this.