TIFU by sending an email to upper level management with an *egregious* typo
Today I sent the following email to my boss, his boss, the vice-president of Business Development, the vice-president of Marketing, the vice-president of strategy, and the company President...
"All, I just wanted to check back in and see where we landed on this topic. Did we end up doing a sponsorship or exhibit for the upcoming conference? I want to make sure I have all of my fucks in a row. Thank you very much, iorocketscience"
My boss then replied to me "I think you misspelled 'ducks' "
I quickly sent an apology email
"My sincerest apologies for the egregious typo that I didn’t notice in my previous email. All of my *ducks in a row. I should have proof-read that message before hitting send. Iorocketscience"
I will report back tomorrow with consequences
TL;DR: TIFU by accidently cussing out my boss and most of my company's upper management in an email
ETA: As I mentioned in the comments, I've been at this company for 18 years, I wasn't really expecting any consequences other than light roasting.
Everyone I've talked to who saw or heard about the email thought it was hilarious.
The VP of marketing, responded to the email to answer my question without acknowledging the typo.
I've heard a lot of other funny stories from various people about their personal typo fuax pas. E.g. leaving the "o" out of "count" while giving a presentation to a female Navy Admiral