AJ Soprano was the biggest gangster on the show....
... absolutely over a barrel and a hot mess after the shuuichhide attempt.
Bullshits his parents into thinking he's Army material; gonna join the fucking CIA and fly Trump around after his military career ... only to call their bluff where they buy him a fucking BMW and use connections and nepotism to get him working on a movie—upgrading that shitbox canary Pathfinder in the process, as well.
Never utters another peep about Afghanistan and injustice in the world again; rolls right back into being a spoiled, entitled prick who couldn't care less about anyone or anything—all the DEPRESSHIIONNS magical cured.
Well played, little man. His parents are a fucking disgrace; I can't even say their fucking names.