I might just head off to the military

Honestly i have nothing going for me, im too stupid for anything else so maybe i can put my aggression to good use in the army or something. The way i see it theres not much chance of getting deployed to an active war zone and even if i do, if i live I'll have some dope stories to tell, and if i die i wont have to worry about it. And i know theres the argument that its stupid to sell yourself to the government or laydown your life for these old/rich fucks or a country ideology, but im not doing that, im not going in there for the sole purpose of protecting my country. I do love my country, but I want to go because i have no other direction, no other noticable purpose, and id rather go to the military and put my life on the line than sit out here and give up like a bitch.