I wish i wasn't gen alpha

Hi, my name is M1grain3s, and i was born in gen alpha. And as the title already says, i wish i would've been born in Gen-Z or even earlier, and that has a few simple reasons. For example, if i was born in 1999 then i would've been able to see the rise of Minecraft, or grow up with all the awesome Cartoon Network shows that came out back then. Or, let's go even earlier when Netflix was still a dvd rental. Dude i can't imagine how crazy that time must've been back then, but now? Now children are getting addicted to fucking iPads and the word "grass" is a foreign word to them. If you want to convince a kid to go outisde you gotta tell them that it's an irl minecrfat world. Like WTF HAPPENED!?