I WANT A GIRLFRIEND 💅😫🙏

I JUST WANT A GIRLFRIEND PLEASE SOMEBODY ANYBODY LOVE ME I BEG OF THEE.

Women are literally the most ethereal beings ever- and literally the weird witchy/alt kid. All I want is to have someone I can spend time with and give the world😭 Like yes, I’ll buy you the Lego set. In fact, I’ll buy two different sets of legos, and we can build them together. I have a job for a reason, grab whatever set you want. You want a “real” date? Wonderful. Let’s go spray paint the train bridge. (I mean the movies is cool too but yk-) Oh you meant a “comfy” date? Bet. Break out the pj’s/popcorn. We’re watching 90’s slashers. Wanna look at the stars? Done. Toss the blankets in my truck [1995 Chevy Cheyenne in BEAUTIFUL condition (yes I’m bragging, this is literally my baby)] and we’ll drive out to the sand dunes. But noOOooOoo. I can’t HAVE a goddess on my arm. I live in a red state, and they don’t like me here!🙄

Another issue I have with the people here: I’m not your experiment, I’m a PERSON. Leading me on and letting me believe we’re dating for MONTHS, then saying you were “experimenting for the summer” is fucked. Yes that’s targeted, and yes I’m salty (rightfully so, imo).