Me want boobs

I never exactly ever wish to be a woman, although sometimes I wish I have beautiful women boobs in my chest, but God cursed me with damn men boobs instead

I have a work due for tomorrow that's not finished and I don't know why did I decided to make this fucking post and talking about boobs

Also, before anyone asks, yes I'm a crazy weirdo

Edit: Also, before anyone asks again, I'm not fat. It's most likely a genetic or hormone issue that caused my gyno

Edit 2: so many comments about trans lmao (I'm cis and have no interest in changing my gender btw, I'm good with being a dude and having a dick)