Where's the trailer guy?

My attempt to search for "trailer" in the sub isn't working and I need some help moving a new fridge. I'm at U-Haul but I don't have a wiring harness on my SUV, and I have a feeling I'm about to get booted out of my reservation 😬 Basically ISO a trailer with a ramp to go from Chesterfield Mall area to Forest Hill.

EDIT: I think I have it sorted. Thanks, all!