PAIN

Pain? You don’t know what Pain is until you’re playing halo 3 elbow deep in some alien ass teaching them a true less in cause and effect. You crush them and rend them and you’re about to put the final can of specialized whipped cream whoop ass on the alien scum- when out of nowhere your mom shouts down at you “I told you to clean your room! If you don’t clean it this instant I will shut off the power!”

Your eyes glaze over, you lose the match, your vision goes red. You find yourself standing over your mom’s mutilated body.