Can you all fucking stop with the Knoebels dick riding

Like they have 3 mid wooden coasters with no unique elements (no a buzz bar is not an element) and a knock off Gerstlauer. Gerstlauer is cheap why the fuck do you need a knock off. It’s nowhere near the best park in the state and phoenix is not even the best wooden coaster in the north east. “It’s free tho” yeah but you’re paying $300 in gas to go ride carnival rides so is it really worth it? “Oh but the airtime on Phoenix is immaculate” yeah im sure you’d get great airtime if you jumped off your balcony. “But it’s small and has a nice charm” you’re a coaster enthusiast. Cedar point has no atmosphere and you will still go every year. “But I don’t live far from it and it’s my home park” THEN MOVE? No reason to go other than the credits and something to do before going to Hersheypark or Kennywood.

Not putting /s cause I mean most of this