excel is beautiful

seated on my office-issued herman-miller, i play melodies of tax effected expenses and transfer pricing as my fingers glide across the keyboard.

the amount and complexity of CFC’s and disregarded subsidiaries does not daunt me, for i understand the corporate structure as i paint their financial statements into a picturesque snapshot of shareholder value.

with only an end goal in mind, i let my fingers take control as i dance between multiple windows, carefully and rhythmically sashaying between rows and columns.

as i f5 the workbook, i breathe a sigh of exhaustive satisfaction as i watch the cells refresh and my work come to life.