I've decided to no longer follow up after interviews; who's with me?

My rationale is following up is completely useless and creates a false sense of hope that by some magical quirk me emailing them sparks a job offer.

From now on, after I interview I will send a short thank you and then just forget the interview ever happened. At least that way I stunt the dissappointment a litte.

Edit: I’m in agreement with posters who say that sending a thank you email after the interview is also stupid and will no longer be doing that as well.