You know what, J. Cole? SCREW YOU!

Yeah, you heard me right, J. Cole. Screw you! I was stalking this fine girls Instagram from my school and I found out she liked your music. So when we went to school the next day I said that I was also a big J. Cole fan (I lied). She asked me what my favorite song was and I couldn't provide my little kitten an answer because I know absolutely zero J. Cole songs, so I got rejected.

This is all your fault. If you didn't make ass music I would've known some of your songs and I would've been drowning in vajayjay right now. But you just had to screw me over by having absolutely zero bangers. This is that mysterious shit that DJ Khaled was talking about. Screw you, idiot! 🤬