Insanely uncomfortable about the idea of a doula

Everyone kicks and screams about how I need a doula for this birth. A lot of things honestly rub me the wrong way in doula culture and in general around this concept:

1) SO. MANY. Doulas I've encountered are armpit deep in natural birth freak culture. And by that I mean "C sections are evil and must be avoided, epidurals drug your baby, homebirth is best 🩷🩷🩷" kind of culture. I have a recurrent disease that can easily catapult me back into the OR-which is something I've come to terms with and I'm ok with. This current pregnancy is also medium risk. I DO NOT want to feel like I'm failing in front of someone who believes that me getting interventions is wrong or somehow preventable. Also, for good measure, every doula I've seen here in these pregnancy threads is the biggest freaking busybody.

2) This whole thing feels like throwing money at a problem to fix it. This happens sooo much in birth culture. Just simply afford the postpartum retreat, the extra time off, the whatever, and you'll be fine! Doulas cost upwards of several thousand OOP in my area. Why do I need to shell out $$$ to make sure I'm not affected by obstetrical violence, and does this mean anyone who can't shell it out is fair game?

3) if they're going to abuse me they're going to do it no matter who is in the room. My last birth taught me this. If they won't listen to me and my husband they're not going to listen to some rando off the street.

4) On that same note, I firmly don't believe hospitals or doctors are my enemies, and treating birth like it's going to be a horrific battle I must hire protection from helps no one. Again, last birth taught me this. No one is out to get you.

5) Why would I want another person in there looking at my vagina? Like, I'm already vulnerable as hell. Why do I want more eyes and hands in there? No thanks.

Rant over.