Although I've been warned to stop scratching & peeling...

It's sooo freaking hard to stop once you find that perfect itchy spot. I swear it feels better than sex at this point in my lame life.

Sometimes I even find myself waking up in the morning with tiny blood splatters everywhere because apparently I not only eat while I'm asleep, but apparently I also love to scratch the hell out of my poor, poor leg. Someone please hire me a babysitter or perhaps a night nurse?

Please excuse the ugly swollen toes and wretched nail polish