Update: I brought my own dog to the office..problem solved

So, after all my complaining about my boss turning the office into a stray dog sanctuary, I kinda... brought my own dog in. And honestly? It worked.

Luna comes with me now, and that big, greasy lab mix who used to be glued to me? He’s obsessed with her. Instead of licking me nonstop, he follows her around, plays, and actually gives me some space. It’s like he finally found a better distraction than my arm.

Now, instead of dealing with slobber all day, I get to watch them run around and tire each other out. My boss still acts like the office is a dog park, but at least now it works in my favor. I can actually get work done, and Luna loves it. I guess I’ve officially joined the chaos.

But I'm not sure whether this will work in the long term or not