Great work, Adam Silver. You replaced one shitty All-Star game with a ton of ads with three shitty All-Star games that a ton more ads. 35 minutes of game play in 3 hours of "All-Star night". And the NBA wonders why fans aren't engaged with the All-Star game.

Absolute imbeciles, the lot of them.

But since Adam Silver and the NBA needs some ideas on how to "improve" the All-Star game, here are some of my suggestions for future All-Star games.

• If a player misses a shot, they have to lick Adam Silver's bald head.

• If a player makes a shot, they still have to lick Adam Silver's bald head.

• No more 2 pt shots allowed. Any shot attempt inside the 3 pt line results in an automatic ejection.

• Reduce shot clock to 6 seconds.

• Increase the size of the ball to be bigger than the size of the rim.

• Make LaVar Ball the referee for the game. But give him a microphone and whistle that don't work.

• All players have to wear pink tutus and rollerblades.

• Replace the ball with Kevin Hart.

How bout you guys. Got some ideas to help Adam Silver for next year's All-Star game?

Edit: Typo in the title. 'that' should be 'with'. Oof.

Edit2: Added some more "ideas".