D(uh)M m1 sluute - creative ways to get banned MEGA thread

There is a funny new phenomenon in this sub that came with the overall great working automations which prevent our favourite type of allmighty internet dominants to post invitations or orders for our beautiful and beautifully inferior members to engage in private chatting: They don't perceive being physically prevented from clicking "post" and seeing an explanation what rules they would break as being hit with a sign but as a challenge to find a way to write or discribe their intend in a way that's not listed in the automation so far. You are all invited to add your most favourite examples of such behaviour down below. Fell free to add the source comment, so the original author can claim his well deserved price of beeing permanently banned.