A Warning from Canada
Okay Minnesotans, as much as we would love having you onboard (and we would) it looks like it won't happen. So I have assembled a crack incursion team with one mission: Kidnap Walz and make him Prime Minister.
This is how it will work:
- The team will infiltrate the State, posing as Manitoban tourists. They will take in the sights etc with their plaid uniforms - blending into the local gentry with relative ease.
- I will make an appointment with Walz as a local citizen with an issue to resolve.
- Of course the team will be there when I meet with him. When he questions how many people are with me I'll simply say they are family and they share my concerns. Everyone will be calm etc, as we use universal phrases such as "just gonna scoot by ya there, bud." etc. This will curate a sense of calm until...
- We knock him out by smacking him with a frozen pickerel.
- We then remove him from office. If anyone questions it, we'll just say "He's had a bit too much, eh. We'll take him home. No problem."
- We get him across the boarder and then the nefarious shit really begins.
- Walz is given a IV of 50% saline, 25% Ketamine and 25% maple syrup.
- When he awakens in Ottawa, he'll think that he has always been here.
- Welcome Prime Minister Walz.
- Profit.
EDIT: Number four has been revised to reflect Premier Walz's sobriety (yes he will start as premier of Minnesota and we'll go from there)